when you try to tell someone a joke but you punch up the fuckline
(via i-am-god-like)
(Source: ohcallmeswag, via dont-stopbelievee)
How are there 13 year olds pregnant and I can’t even get a guy to hug me
(via smile--with-me)
you know what the stupidest award is
perfect attendance
why should you be rewarded for having a superior immune system and never catching a virus okay it’s not exactly my fault that I’m not perfect and I gotta work it
where is my award for not murdering anyone all four years of high school since we’re giving out pointless awards here
(via katyperrydaughter)